Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Avatar


ok... imagine you are a humanoid tribe called Na'vi, living on Pandora, a lush, tropical Earth-like moon of the planet Polyphemus covered with rain forest... you are 9-12 ft tall, blue, fit as hell (yes, no fatty greaser Na'vis) and bonds with other beings with the end of your long black hair.



You spend your days running around half naked, eating exotic fruits, riding on direhorses called Pa'li.


When you are good, you get your own Ikran to fly around with.

If you are really really great... you may have to tame one of these "meanest muthafucka in the sky" Toruks and become a Toruk Makto - basically the ultimate warrior, legend of legends...

and lead the clans and tribes to kick the shit out of those invadors who want to rape your land and profit from it, and not bringing any good music, food, wine nor fine looking species in exchange. (I won't be too please too if Signourney Weaver is the best you can come up with... trust the humans, esp big brother Americans to screw up diplomatically...hahahaha)

oh ya... u will also get the girl.. "mate for life" - 9-12 footer (imagine the legs!) who rides, flies, hunts, climbs and to be the clans' spiritual leader =]


If she doesn't kill you first... helps if you are seen to be "special" and blessed by the seeds of the sacred tree of Ewya


hmmm....
how was the 3D movie experience?
lets just say I didn't want it to end and didn't want to head out back into KayhelL...

So.. I never thought I'd say this..."Thank you, James Cameron"

A, when we gonna watch it again??

check out the Fictional Universe in Avatar.

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